Facebook photo captions!?

-sooo, i'm looking for captions for my profile picture(just me), that would make people comment. for instance, on one i had & I'd die if he commented saying i was b e a u t i f u l <3 & like everyone commented & it made me feel special(; haha soo yeah thank you!Well, Mom. YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK?! lol jk but I just had to say that -.- Say that u look stupid :P hahaha